
Sometimes you just can't win for losing. That's my gold Explorer on the left. I wanted to park in the partially open space on the right, but the person sitting in the driver's seat was preoccupied. Getting out, I walked to her window, caught her attention, and when she rolled down the window, I said: "Maam, you're parked halfway over the line between the handicapped spot and..." "Well," she said, pointing to her Handi Hanger, "I am handicapped."
"I see," I replied.
I moved to the other side of the parking lot.
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"I see," I replied, and moved my car to the opposite side of the parking lot.

